The Garden Gnome

He is a garden gnome.

Garden gnomes are small, they are, after all, dwarfs.
That's also why they are so very sneaky.
He's sneaky, all right...
...and wicked
I wish he weren't so wicked,
his madness is unpredictable
Garden gnomes are usually sweet,
kitschig, but sweet
This one isn't.
He makes you think he's one sweet lad, yes.
Then he'll try to bring you to his level
Poor little garden gnome, he doesn't know better
...
Anyway, he's only made out of clay
It just takes a crack...